Midget sex pt 2 tonight
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
