so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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