Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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