big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
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Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
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I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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