Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
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I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
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If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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