I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
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Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
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I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Well I just put wine in my tea
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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