i was born a porn star she said
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
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He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
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If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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