I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
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I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
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We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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