would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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