i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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