weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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