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say what?
wanna hang out?
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
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He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
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Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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