She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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