is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
oh god the rape fog is back!
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Randomize