Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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