I hope mine doesn't look like that
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
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i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
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I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
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