You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
You've changed since you got that strap on
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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