I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
We're too hungover to prance.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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