jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I intend to get homeless drunk
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I love you. Go after that dick
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