thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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