matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
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Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
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I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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