I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
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