hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
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Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
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My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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