If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
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you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
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Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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