Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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