yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
This is my gift to your gina
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize
