Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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