Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
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Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
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Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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