I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
is wine microwaveable?
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For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
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You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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