Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Randomize
