why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
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my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
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Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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