It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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