i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
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He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
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Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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