Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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