i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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