everyone is single if you try hard enough
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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