I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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