Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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