I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
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He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
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How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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