if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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