DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
tequila makes me forget i have legs
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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