Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
This house was built for laser tag.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
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So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
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Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I enjoy the company of your penis
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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