it wasn't lemon gatorade
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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