tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
She's just so happy...and so naked.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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