Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
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at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
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someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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