That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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