I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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