Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I understand Curling. That high.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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