Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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