some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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