Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
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