Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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