I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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