420 ftw
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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