I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
