At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
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There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
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I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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